Man, people in Texas are so gullible. They foolishly think that all that flooding going on is naturally caused and are totally falling for President Obama’s generous offer of help from FEMA to aid in their recovery from what has become a major natural disaster.
President Obama said Tuesday he spoke to Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) and pledged federal assistance to help the state recover from catastrophic flooding.
“I assured Gov. Abbott that he could count on the help of the federal government,” Obama told reporters in the Oval Office. “I will anticipate that there will be some significant requests made to Washington. My pledge to him is that we will expedite those requests.”
Oh come on, Texas, really? You can’t see that you’re being conned? Those floods aren’t natural, they were caused by Obama’s chemtrail weather-changing machine. It’s all part of Operation Saul Alinsky, a plot to weaken the resolve of patriotic Texans into allowing federal personnel into the state, who will then round them up and send them to those FEMA concentration camps. Then they’ll be replaced by illegal immigrants and members of ISIS, who have undergone plastic surgery at a secret facility owned by George Soros so they look just like the people they’re replacing.
Obama has been hiding all those millions of new citizens in America’s national parks, where no one would ever notice them. They’ve all been trained to act like Real Americans, complete with AR-15s and pickup trucks with gun racks, but soon enough they’ll go about the business of seizing all the guns in the country and forcing Christians to get gay married.
And you dolts fell for it hook, line and sinker! It’s the oldest trick in the book. Glenn Beck will be along soon to pull out his trusty blackboard and remind you that he warned you all about it 5 years ago when he said, “Mark my words, bad things are going to happen.” But did you listen? Nooooooo. You’ll have plenty of time to think about how naive you were in those secret FEMA camps.